Coachella or Bust

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With Paul McCartney, The Killers, and The Cure headlining the Coachella music festival in mid-April, we're inclined to go with "bust" this year. Other performers of note include Leonard Cohen, My Bloody Valentine, Morrissey, and Amy Winehouse, the latter of whom we're just going to assume will be singing topless. [Coachella]