For the Last Time, Richard Alpert Isn’t Wearing Guyliner!

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"I could see why some people would think I have eyeliner on because [my eyelashes] are dark. Especially the bottom row, they're pretty dark. I've been dealing with it since I was a little kid." — Lost's Nestor Carbonell (a.k.a. Richard Alpert) on whether or not he wears guyliner [Sci-Fi Wire via Paul Scheer]