We'll leave all analysis of last night's exciting football match to the jocks at Daily Intel, but we couldn't possibly let the morning pass without helping you relive the Super Bowl's most harrowing two seconds. During his half-time set, sometime near the end of "Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out," the Boss did a power slide, launching his crotch into the face of an NBC cameraman, along with those of several million poor Americans who had forgotten to remove their 3-D glasses. Obviously, it's already inspiring parodies and amateur reenactments, but click for video of the original before YouTube gets a takedown notice from the lawyer of the Boss's crotch.
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