When word surfaced yesterday that an audio tape of Christian Bale's amazing freak-out on the set of Terminator: Salvation had leaked to the internets, you knew it was only a matter of time before some renegade remixer would radically transform the moment into a hilarious pop culture meme. Enter YouTube user Revolucian, whose totally NSFW "Bale Out" is easily the best transformation of a genuinely intense moment since the band Goes Cube turned the gibberish spewed byTrading Spouses' Jesus freak Marguerite Perrin into the "Slagkicks (Ungodly Remix)," back in 2005. We only have one minor bone to pick with Revolucian: As much as we enjoy the early nineties, Lords of Acid vibe that this techno backbeat lends to the proceedings, we would've preferred to hear Bale's rhapsodic rants set to the sweeping synths of Polow da Don.
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