Steve Wozniak Has Happy Feet


While no one in the just-announced cast of the eighth season of Dancing With the Stars will even stand a chance of replicating the performance turned in last season by Vulture's favorite daffy old hoofer, Cloris Leachman, we are mildly intrigued by the prospects of seeing bearish Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak do the lambada. We're also curious to see how long it will take the producers to partner with Dr. Drew Pinsky for this season's inevitable spinoff, DWTS: Sober House, which will begin shooting when former narcotic enthusiasts like Denise Richards, Lawrence Taylor, Steve-O, and Belinda Carlisle begin falling off the wagon when faced with the mounting anxiety that comes with trying to fill Brooke Burke's dancing shoes. [TV Watch/People]