New Grand Theft Auto Installment Will Save Our Crappy Economy

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Photo: Courtesy of Rockstar Games

According to analyst reports, Grand Theft Auto: The Lost and Damned has been purchased over one million times since going on sale on February 17. For those of you keeping score at home, that's over 1.6 billion Microsoft Points that have been pumped into our struggling economy. Take that, Bernie Madoff! [CinemaBlend]