What Is Michael Jackson Going to Buy With All This Money?

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Last month, the world was devastated to learn that noted spendthrift Michael Jackson was being forced to auction off more than 2,000 hilarious jewel-encrusted items from his personal collection (including this, this, this, and these) to cover his debts. Today, however, The Wall Street Journal reports that Jackson could earn up to $400 million over the next four years if he decides to extend the tour he sort of announced yesterday beyond just London. So, with a bank account full of money and copious amounts of new storage space, what awesome new things will the King of Pop buy? A diamond-studded Snuggie? Another huge statue of himself? Leave your best guesses in the comments!

King of Pop Returns to the Stage [WSJ via Idolator]
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