What Is Michael Jackson Going to Buy With All This Money?


Last month, the world was devastated to learn that noted spendthrift Michael Jackson was being forced to auction off more than 2,000 hilarious jewel-encrusted items from his personal collection (including this, this, this, and these) to cover his debts. Today, however, The Wall Street Journal reports that Jackson could earn up to $400 million over the next four years if he decides to extend the tour he sort of announced yesterday beyond just London. So, with a bank account full of money and copious amounts of new storage space, what awesome new things will the King of Pop buy? A diamond-studded Snuggie? Another huge statue of himself? Leave your best guesses in the comments!

King of Pop Returns to the Stage [WSJ via Idolator]
Earlier: Michael Jackson: Back!