Ashton Kutcher Takes On Ted Turner in Million-Man Tweet-Off


Is it just us or is there something vaguely sinister about Ashton Kutcher's desire to beat CNN in the race to become the first Twitterer to gain 1,000,000 followers? We know it's a stretch, but what if Kutcher was put on earth to punk his million followers into following him into the afterlife in some sort of social-media-meets–Heaven's Gate type of experiment? We're totally un-following him as soon as we save this post. [TechCrunch]