Prepare Yourselves for the Return of Sanjaya


Proving once again that F. Scott Fitzgerald was full of baloney when he stated that "There are no second acts in American lives," former Idol laughingstock Sanjaya Malakar will join the likes of Heidi Montag and Rod Blagojevich on NBC's summer reality program I'm a Celebrity ... Get Me Out of Here. We can only hope that someone over at the Peacock has the foresight to drop them into the same Central American jungle where the Predator lives. [Sling]