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Ben Affleck Is Watching Out for Wooderson

“I’m already planning on it — practicing the rocking-chair-and-rifle routine.” —Ben Affleck on readying for his daughters’ dating lives [Today show via People]

“I am good at it. However, my scope as an actor is limited. Whenever it comes to debased, dysfunctional, hostile, violent characters, I’m very good — though that is not my nature.” —Werner Herzog on not being a debased, dysfunctional, hostile, violent character [Guardian UK]

“I play a make-believe captain of a make-believe spaceship. Responsibility is only what you place on yourself.” —Chris Pine on not feeling the pressure to be an awesome Captain Kirk [Men’s Health]

“There’s probably a lot of writers out there in the audience, so if you have any ideas, we’re open.” —Tori Spelling and her husband want to escape their reality-television show with a script by … anyone [Female First]

“I found myself in the company of Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera, who had really quality music, much more so than mine. I’m sure there are people scratching their heads, going ‘Wow, how is she still around?’” —Mandy Moore on having never recorded a quality song, until, she hopes, now [Female First]

“My new thing is that I always take my bubble baths wearing a tiara … I am a grown-up who bathes in a tiara. One that I got from Disneyland.” —Jennifer Love Hewitt on being a princess [Maxim via Fox]

Ben Affleck Is Watching Out for Wooderson