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Real-life Watchmen Patrolling the Streets of Cincinnati

Say what you will about the supposed lack of success of Zack Snyder's Watchmen, but at least it inspired someone to help clean up the streets of Cincinnati. Armed with only a mask and a belly full of Skyline Chili, Shadow Hare earns our respect and admiration not so much for his crime-fighting abilities, but mainly for refusing to speak in a growly voice like Christian Bale. Only one question, though: How does his wang size up with Dr. Manhattan's?




Real Superheroes: Shadow Hare [Buzzfeed]