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Twilight Candy Likely to Rot Your Vampire Incisors

Looking for something to give your Twilight-obsessed, fangbanging sweetheart? These special-edition Sweetheart candies are arriving in stores a few months late for Valentine's Day, but in plenty of time for your nightly Twilight screenings on DVD. As you would expect, the candies have phrases like "Bite Me" and "Soul Mate" on them. What, was the character count for "Waiting for Marriage" too high?
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