Viggo Quits Hollywood!

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Joining Nicole Kidman, Clint Eastwood, Angelina Jolie, and the rest of Hollywood in fake retirement is Viggo Mortensen, who told yesterday's Post, "No more movies. I haven't said yes to one in over a year ... If it all dries up now, I've had a good run." But does this mean his wang is no longer accepting roles? [NYP]