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American Idol: the Incident

So sure were we yesterday that Kris Allen would be voted off of American Idol this week that we Photoshopped him into a coffin. Oops! On last night's episode, Kris rose from the dead, John Locke–style, after which Ryan Seacrest detonated a hydrogen bomb, sending Danny Gokey back to Milwaukee and erasing our memories of him forever. (This is exactly how it happened.)

Earlier: American Idol : Funeral for a Friend

Earlier: American Idol : Funeral for a Friend

Photo: Courtesy of Fox