Dr. Dre Shills, Unveils Detox

Evidently unsatisfied with only botching the launch of one long-gestating musical opus by a reclusive crazy person, Dr Pepper has hired Dr. Dre as its new pitchman, and in his first ad he debuts a short snippet from his oft-delayed, possibly forthcoming album Detox. The track is apparently called "Shit Popped Off," an earlier version of which leaked in February. It's certainly no "Shackler's Revenge," we'll give him that much.