Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard Get Hitched


Vulture would like to congratulate the happy, vowel-heavy couple, who tied the knot over the weekend in a private ceremony held not in their home borough of Brooklyn, but rather in Italy. No matter how well each of their respective acting careers holds up, they will always have their lucrative SARS Guards business to fall back on. Mazel tov! [Popeater]