Michael Jackson Sued for Pocket Change

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Michael Jackson's publicist and manager is suing him for $44 million, the amount she claims she's owed for brokering the release a 25th-anniversary version of Thriller, refinancing the loan allowing him to keep the Beatles catalogue, and negotiating the deal for his upcoming series of comeback concerts. We can only hope that this in no way affects his ability to keep his warehouse full of hilarious Michael Jackson memorabilia. [AP]