Shia LaBeouf Has a Secret

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"I'm not extremely well-endowed." Shia LaBeouf [Playboy via NYP]

"So when I first wanted to get sober, I called him and spoke to him about it, because, you know, he's somebody who's in the business and can identify and relate to the lifestyle and how hectic things can be. He understands, like, the pressure and any other reasons that you wanna come up with for doing drugs. Me and him have had similar lives and stuff. So I reached out to him and told him, 'Look, I'm going through a problem, and I need your advice.'"Eminem on seeking counsel from Elton John [Daily Express]

"He’s a great force of darkness, I guess, but how much acting goes on behind a plastic head? I’m not sure about it. It seems like his costume does more work for him than mine does for me. I should get handicap points, I think. —Lost's Michael Emerson on why he's a better villain than Darth Vader [AV Club]

"He's still a badass on the XBox. He can still play video games. He has the highest tolerance for pain that I've ever seen in a human being. He worked through the movie. I'm not kidding." Megan Fox on Shia LaBeouf braving a broken hand [Starpulse]

"I didn't get into this thing for the money. I didn't get into this so I can live this glamorous lifestyle. Does that come with this career? It will. But my goal is so different and maybe didn't line up with the goals of what they see as a pop star. I'm OK with that. I want to have a movement with my music."—Danny Gokey clearly got into the music business for the wrong reasons [MTV]

"Absolutely, I'm just waiting for the right thing. I'm at a place where I feel I can breathe and make some choices that creatively stimulate me. I love acting, but I don't know if that's always going to be it."—What Jennifer Aniston really wants to do is direct [Female First]