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Liam Gallagher, the Most Quotable Person Alive

"I'm right into the Blur reunion, 'cos it'll finish off the Kaiser Chiefs and put them to bed. There's nothing worse than a shit Blur. And at least the original shit Blur are back to finish off all these other shit Blurs. I'm bang into the Blur reunion." —Liam Gallagher seems to be happy to have his old rivals back in the mix [Contact Music]

"I've been going because I had the experience of having this private thing suddenly dragged out into the public, and have people I don't know take a vote. It was a very angry-making feeling both in November when it was taken away from me and also this past Tuesday when I was sitting in front of my television wondering, 'Gee, I hope it's OK the Supreme Court thinks I'm married.' Excuse me, it's none of your business." —David Hyde Pierce on Prop 8 [View via E]

"I am like, literally, shitting my pants." —Diane Kruger's unfortunate reaction to being in Inglourious Basterds [Guardian UK]

"I can't stop seeing the choreography when I hear it. My foot just starts doing the steps. It's so embarrassing. I don't want people to think I'm dancing to my own song, but I can't help it." —Beyoncé can't stop dancing to her own tune, "Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)" [Contact Music]

"I got to see what the world would look like if there were no people. This planet has rejuvenated itself over and over again. Its species are just witnesses. [Earth] is going to reclaim itself once it tires of us. And all that will be left are the bones." —Seth Green on what he learned while traveling to Tanzania, Dubai, Thailand, Palau, Micronesia [HuffPo]

"She's either very silly or very clever. She is definitely some kind of monster." —British rockers Kasabian on Lady GaGa [Contact Music]

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