Susan Boyle Goes Into Hiding!


On the eve of her big performance in the finals of Britain's Got Talent, Susan Boyle has gone into hiding! Amid rumors that she was planning on quitting the show in order to escape the glare of the paparazzi and to relieve the pressure that comes with trying to knock Simon Cowell's socks off, the Hairy Angel has been whisked off to a secret location by the show's producers where, presumably, she can prep for tomorrow night's show in peace. Just as long as she doesn't tell Joe Biden the location of the safe house she's holed up in, we think she ought to be safe.

Susan Boyle Goes into Hiding [People]