Week in Review: Welcome to the Meeting, Twitchy

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We did it, people! We made it through another one! Let's put this puppy to pasture, shall we?

Did you see this week's Lost? Total Vulture shout-out!

• Hey, do you know of any white rappers besides Asher Roth and Eminem? Our awesome commenters and Sasha Frere-Jones sure do.

• While Spock was busy avoiding swine flu, J.J. Abrams wanted everyone to know that he made Star Trek not just for Trekkies, but for everyone. Well, except for William Shatner and people with sensitive retinas.

• Poor Matt Giraud, he became the first person ever to be voted off of Idol three times. Poor Paula Abdul, she got duped by Brüno. Poor us, for having to put up with Music of Legendary Schizophrenic Homeless People night.

• Who's got two thumbs and is totally awesome? JACKMAN, that's who! Despite lying studio bosses, swine-flu attacks, and an exhausting date with Oprah, Wolverine is on pace to have a big weekend. Happy endings for everyone! Except for Harry Knowles, that is.

• Poor Matt Giraud, he became the first person ever to be voted off of Idol three times. Poor Paula Abdul, she got duped by Brüno. Poor us, for having to put up with Music of Legendary Schizophrenic Homeless People night.

• Is Alexa Chung the next Carson Daly? Is Miranda Cosgrove the next Miley Cyrus? Is this guy the next 2Pac?