Tonys Accident Wouldn’t Have Been So Funny If Bret Michaels Were Liza Minnelli

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At last, popular idiot Bret Michaels has broken his silence over his near decapitation at Sunday's Tony awards. He's posted photos of his bloodied face on his official website, along with an angry statement that includes this probably true sentence: "I feel had this incident happened to Liza Minnelli, Dolly Parton, or Elton John, the Tonys would have at least issued a letter of concern." [Bret Michaels via TMZ via Movieline]