Discovery Channel Promo Department Is Not Messing Around

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The Hollywood Reporter's James Hibberd received this delightful pair of bloody shorts in the mail yesterday from the Discovery Channel, ostensibly in promotion of Shark Week. Accompanying them? A copy of his own obituary. [Live Feed/THR via Movieline]