The Britney Spears Haiku Contest: We Have Ourselves a Winner!

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A hearty congratulations goes out this afternoon to Vulture commenter ktfania, whose well-composed Britney Spears haiku managed to win over your friendly Vulture editors as the best entry in our recent contest. Ktfania will receive two VIP tickets to see the one and only Britney Jean Spears when she swings through Madison Square Garden on August 24. Here's the winning entry:


A slave 4 scandal
Your Cheeto libido drives
This toxic joy ride

Thanks again to all of you who entered!