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Editor of New Moon Trailer Clearly on Team Jacob

We know Edward Cullen has a larger role in the movie version of Twilight 2 than in the book — though he certainly doesn’t in New Moon’s just-released trailer. Robert Pattinson is dispensed with in the first twenty seconds and from there it’s all Taylor Lautner, who even gets to narrate this thing. He’s jumping out of windows! Lifting up motorcycles! Comforting sad Bella! Bragging to an interviewer about his recently developed musculature! While very rarely wearing a shirt! Also, despite fears, his restless legs do not appear to be an issue. Sorry, Rob, but in Twilight, everybody’s replaceable.

Editor of New Moon Trailer Clearly on Team Jacob