Is Jay-Z a Satanist?

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We highly doubt it! But that didn't stop a blog called Vigilant Citizen from writing a nearly 2,500-word screed about "Run This Town," the single that also features Rihanna and Kanye West, and how it "contains obvious hints leading towards Luciferian philosophy and occult orders." Hmmm, we wonder if any Williamsburg hipsters saw him sacrificing any goats after yesterday's Grizzly Bear show? Oh, and if this article resonates with you, you might want to try diving into their other essay, "Occult and Prophetic Messages in Rihanna’s Umbrella." [Vigilant Citizen via Stephen Hero/Twitter]