Jeremy Piven to Be Mocked


Although recovering sushi victim Jeremy Piven may finally be well enough to ram-jam professional wrestlers, that doesn't make us feel any better about The Jeremy Piven Monologues, a September 14 event at Joe's Pub where the best jokes mocking his near-deadly mercury poisoning ("My understanding is that he is leaving show business to pursue a career as a thermometer," etc.) will be read aloud dramatically, with the apparent goal of provoking more cruel laughter at Piven's expense. Real classy, guys. [Playbill]