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Chris Brown Performs Michael Jackson Dance Moves After Avoiding Jail Time

After Chris Brown was sentenced to five years of probation yesterday for viciously beating Rihanna, Us magazine reports that he "surprised guests at West Hollywood hot spot Guys and Dolls with an impromptu performance of Michael Jackson's 'Dirty Diana.' " Sadly, "failing to show remorse while in public" doesn't violate the terms of his probation. [Us]