Noel Gallagher Quits Oasis, Indefinitely Maybe

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Please allow us to ruin your weekend! Following the cancellation of two festival appearances and reports of an "altercation," Oasis's Noel Gallagher released this statement on his (former?) band's blog: "It's with some sadness and great relief to tell you that I quit Oasis tonight. People will write and say what they like, but I simply could not go on working with Liam a day longer. Apologies to all the people who bought tickets for the shows in Paris, Konstanz and Milan." [Oasis via Idolator]