Paula Abdul Finds Gainful Employment at VH1


While she has yet to announce what her next full-time gig will be, Paula Abdul is setting to the very important task of collecting paychecks. She'll be the host of VH1's resurrected Divas franchise which, unfortunately, is still lacking any real divas. We can only assume that Paula's new manager was able to negotiate a big check for her, especially when you consider that the network is desperate to do anything to divert attention away from the crippling embarrassment and shame of the Ryan Jenkins situation. [PaulaAbdul/Twitter]