Kanye West Turns Off Caps Lock for Latest Taylor Swift Apology

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We had always just sort of assumed that the stream of consciousness rants that Kanye West penned in ALL CAPS were just owing to a broken Caps Lock key on his laptop. However, it turns out we were wrong, as Mr. West just issued another apology to young Taylor Swift on his blog that not only came complete with near-perfect capitalization, but also compared his plight to Gaylord Focker's: "I feel like Ben Stiller in 'Meet the Parents' when he messed up everything and Robert De Niro asked him to leave ... That was Taylor's moment and I had no right in any way to take it from her. I am truly sorry." [KanyeUniverseCity]