By now, everyone and their mother has commented on the standout moment of last night's MTV Video Music Awards. That moment, of course, was when Kanye West did the right thing by interrupting Taylor Swift's dreadfully boring acceptance speech, thereby vilifying himself and anointing Swift as America's Newest Sweetheart™ in the process. However, considering we spent three and a half hours actually watching the rest of the broadcast, your friendly Vulture editors would like to walk you through thirteen other moments that history will likely not remember, but which we certainly do! So won't you join along for our slideshow of iPhone screengrabs, which includes everything from Lady Gaga's bloody pupils to Beyoncé's Fallopian tubes?
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