Abigail Breslin Is Coming to New York

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Everyone's favorite ball of sunshine, Abigail Breslin, will make her Broadway debut next February in a revival of The Miracle Worker. She'll play Helen Keller in the story of an instructor, played by lesbian werewolf Alison Pill, who teaches the future writer and activist how to communicate. This sets up a potentially epic battle between Breslin and Scarlett Johansson for the spot as this spring's queen of Broadway. Catfight? [Variety]