Michael Bay Slams Megan Fox, Does Not Know What ‘Postscript’ Means

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Great news! Owing to a presumably brilliant story idea that he simply couldn't wait to act on, acclaimed director Michael Bay will bring us Transformers 3 a full year early, on July 1, 2011, instead of 2012, he's just announced on his website. Also, just in case Megan Fox didn't grasp the subtle message in the anonymous letter from a "crew member" that Bay posted, he's once again mocked her assertion that her life was in danger on the set of Transformers 2. Additionally, he may be a little confused on the meaning of "P.S."

Here's Bay's full statement:


Well its official: We have a great Transformers 3 story. The release date is now July 1st 2011. Not 2012. Today is Day One. This morning started with an ILM meeting for five hours in San Francisco. Currently I'm flying with writer Ehren Kruger to Rhode Island to talk to Hasbro about new characters.

P.S. Megan Fox, welcome back. I promise no alien robots will harm you in any way during the production of this motion picture. Please consult your Physician when working under my direction because some side effects can occur, such as mild dizziness, intense nausea, suicidal tendencies, depression, minor chest hair growth, random internal hemorrhaging and inability to sleep. As some directors may be hazardous to your health, please consult your Doctor to determine if this is right for you.

Pain and Gain is right after shooting of Trans 3.

Michael

Not to be sticklers here, but postscripts generally come after the signature and not in a letter's middle. At least he signed it this time, though.

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