Heather Locklear Set to Make Her Micro-Miniskirted Return to Melrose Place

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It's no secret that the freshman season of the CW's reboot of Melrose Place is struggling, both creatively and in the ratings. Even worse, they've made enemies with two of the most powerful women in the history of show business, Ashlee and Jessica Simpson (the former was fired from the program, which resulted in the latter composing a poison-pen tweet that labeled the show's writing as "crap"). As dire as things look for the future of the series, the show's producers still have one solitary trick left up their sleeves: bringing back nineties bitch goddess supreme Amanda Woodward, a.k.a. Heather Locklear! This just-released promo video shows everyone's favorite micro-miniskirt-wearing ass-kicker wandering through the (exceedingly dusty) halls of Melrose Place and, no doubt, dreaming of Jack Wagner's sexy embrace.