Okay, fine, we will post this. On a glacially slow news day on which all of our interesting entertainers seem to have split early for the holidays (the world's ongoing exasperation over Adam Lambert's non-fellating will only take a blog so far), the Muppets come through with a delightful-ish remake of Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" video. We would've embedded it here, but we bet you'd rather watch it at YouTube, which now allows for streaming in glorious, high-def 1080p. You're welcome. [YouTube]