New Moon Inspires Creep to Bite a Girl


A creepy old man in Michigan went all vampire on a 17-year-old girl's neck after a showing of Twilight: New Moon last weekend. Police are looking for the unshaven, 45-year-old man, who would be forgiven for thinking the girl was into older men. After all, he's 64 years younger than that "dreamboat" Edward Cullen. [Cinematical]