Public at Large Apparently No Longer Interested in Heather Locklear in a Miniskirt


Well, it turns out that people feel the same way about Heather Locklear stepping into Amanda Woodward's bitchtastic micro-mini as they do about fellow Tommy Lee flame Pam Anderson still squeezing herself into C.J. Parker's red one-piece bathing suit. Locklear's return to Melrose Place did little to boost the show's sagging fortunes, as the overnight ratings from last night's episode only increased a measly 14 percent from last week's series low. Still, the show's not quite dead in the water yet. There's always time to bring back Ashlee Simpson! [Live Feed/HR]