Michael Bay was born to direct Victoria's Secret commercials. Those movies he makes just allow him to collect paychecks when he's not performing his true calling. Bay has directed five Victoria's Secret commercials before, and they've all been leading up to his latest. Sure, his previous efforts have included quick cuts, loud music, and women in high heels and underwear. But never before has Bay combined those elements with the desert, helicopters, motorcycles, fire breathing, knife throwing and gratuitous, unexplained explosions. It's poetry.