Perez Hilton Declares Avatar a Failure


Hollywood's leading box-office prognosticator, one Perez Hilton, is not happy with Avatar's opening-weekend grosses! "There's $500 million dollars shot to hell!" he screamed, before adding that "The most expensive movie ever made has FAILED at the box office." Sorry, James Cameron, looks like you'll have to turn in your HMFIC cap to the nearest authorities. [Perez Hilton]