While it was filming here earlier this year, Disney's The Sorcerer's Apprentice seemingly did more damage to Manhattan than a pair of Cloverfield monsters, smashing up a Times Square Sbarro, deploying random explosions, and sending countless bloodied, flaming pedestrians to the hospital. And for what? A dinosaur skull and a couple Lamborghinis? Apprentice's first trailer arrives today, and to be honest this thing doesn't look half bad. All havoc wreaked appears to be onscreen, Nicolas Cage is as batshit crazy as ever, and Jay Baruchel seems totally acceptable as an off-brand Daniel Radcliffe. All we ask is that they shoot the sequel in Jersey City.