Taylor Lautner Reportedly Dumped by Cruel Person Also Named Taylor

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Oh, vicious 2009, how much more misery must you bring! Us Weekly reports that Taylors Swift and Lautner have ended their relationship after three adorable months. Most shocking of all: It sounds like it was the loathsome blonde-haired country-singing half of the couple who called it off.

"It wasn't really developing into anything, and wasn't going to, so they decided they were better as friends," a source close to Swift, 20, tells Us. "There was no chemistry." [...] The relationship officially fizzled when Lautner, 17, flew to Nashville for Swift's birthday party on Dec. 13, a friend of the singer reveals. "He liked her more than she liked him," the source tells Us. "He went everywhere he could to see her, but she didn't travel much to see him."

Wow, that is some Joe Jonas shit right there. At least we can count on Taylor Lautner to channel his heartache into the vigorous maintenance of his glorious abdominal muscles instead of composing slanderous, un-catchy breakup songs, unlike some people we know.

Exclusive: Taylor Swift, Taylor Lautner Split! [Us]