The Situation Used to Shake His Penis for Money

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In what is perhaps the least surprising piece of information we could have learned about the past life of a Jersey Shore–er, TMZ brings news that the Situation used to shake his penis for money as part of a group called All American Male. Now that's the Situation! [TMZ]