Broadway’s Spider-Man Refunding Chumps’ Ticket Orders

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Were you one of the foolhardy optimists who bought tickets to a preview performance of Broadway's troubled, overbudget, oft-delayed, purportedly still-upcoming Spider-Man, Turn Off the Dark? God, what the hell were you thinking? Anyway, since those performances in February are canceled, Ticketmaster will now refund your money, you stupid idiot. [ArtsBeat/NYT]