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Dead Jim Morrison No Fan of Ke$ha

"I don't have a house, but I'm looking for one. I just want to make sure it's not haunted. I'm not just saying this to try to sound crazy, like, ‘Oh, I'm such a crazy pop star, I'm haunted,’ but actually, almost every night I have some psycho dream of the same ghost, either in my face, strangling me, smacking me, shoving me, or just hanging out. Sometimes he's just there, scaring me, being an asshole. I recently drove across the country, staying only in haunted hotels, and I stayed in a haunted whorehouse in San Antonio, and that was the first time I actually got haunted on. One of the reasons I moved out of my house in the Canyon was I knew it was haunted. I was right next door to the Jim Morrison house, and I was kind of drawn to the energy there." —Ke$ha [RS]

"This kiss was passionate — Joan and Cherie were just as close as two could get." —Dakota Fanning on kissing Kristen Stewart in The Runaways [Showbiz Spy]

“I got the Academy screener for Quantum of ­Solace, turned it on for my boys and left them to it. I didn’t go near it. I tried watching it on an airplane, but the DVD broke down. The attendant came and changed it and it broke down a second time so I figured: ‘OK, the Gods must be saying something.’ So I never went near it. I just thought, ‘Let sleeping dogs lie.’ … It was disappointing. It was surprising. And I accepted the knowledge after 24 hours of being in shock.” —Pierce Brosnan on losing the Bond franchise to Daniel Craig [Express UK]

"For me, personal health is very much a personal matter. I had every intention of keeping the fact that I had cancer quiet, but because the award shows were imminent, I figured I'd better make a statement. Lucky for me, I'm able to assure everyone that I'm really on the road to recovery. I've had a lot of people reach out to me who I wouldn't have heard from otherwise, like former high school teachers and friends from college. I've actually spent a lot of time responding to a lot of really concerned but ultimately congratulatory emails." —Michael C. Hall [Parade]

"Me and my husband have a very good time when we watch porn, and I don't think it's bad — I think if it was bad it wouldn't exist. And I think that everyone should experiment with porn. When you see the different guys and their bodies, sometimes they’re not amazing, but then you can be like ‘My husband, he’s not so far away from that’ … I mean, Nick, come on, you know you look at porn. Tonight when me and my husband look at porn, I already know it's gonna be a humdinger!" —Mariah Carey, pretending to be "Debbie From Long Island," pranking husband Nick Cannon a radio show [PopCrunch]

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