Last night, at a State of the Union dinner hosted by The Atlantic and Celerie Kemble and Boykin Curry at Le Cirque, we ran into Law & Order: Special Victims Unit's always charming Chris Meloni and asked him whether the show could give Conan O’Brien some work. "I’d love to get him on an episode," he told us. As a criminal? "Do you think he could pull it off? He’d be a very goofy criminal." Meloni gave some thought to the other option, and decided, "He’s already been victimized enough. As a matter of fact, after what he’s been through, I think anal rape would be easier for him."