How to Make Your Own Batch of Ron-Ron Juice


Proving that anyone and everyone who works in the media world wants to get themselves a piece of the Jersey Shore action, those snobs over at Food and Wine have published a recipe for Ron-Ron Juice (apparently endorsed by Ronnie Sweetheart himself). We're sure their blend tastes plenty good, but we prefer our recipe: watermelon slices, cherries, ice, some cranberry juice, a few splashes of Body Heat by BODman cologne, a teaspoon of indoor-tanning lotion, a liquor of your choosing, and some Nonoxynol-9 for good measure. [Grub Street Chicago]