If you thought that Alyssa Milano was the only celebrity immune to the inherent charms of Jersey Shore, well then, you’d be wrong. Bathrobe enthusiast and occasional film director Kevin Smith just started watching the show and has a bone to pick with its depiction of the Garden State. “All these jackanapes are Bennies,” he tells Time’s Joel Stein. “Looking at this show and thinking it’s about New Jersey is like looking at Hogan’s Heroes and thinking it’s a real depiction of World War II.” [Time]
