This week, Vulture read some "For Your Consideration" ads, we used math to prove that 2009 wasn't the worst year ever, the HMFIC took aim at anti-smoking advocates, Kanye West improved on the oeuvre of Maya Angelou, Warren Beatty did not have sexual relations with 13,000 women, Michael Cera made some new friends, Jason Reitman cured cancer, Ellen Page got paid, Stephen King went to the movies, A.O. Scott lit up, James Franco announced a gallery show, someboy leaked the Twilight 3 script, we learned the true cost of piracy, Matthew Goode said delightful things, the Bachelor cheat was revealed, NBC canceled Leno, then put him back on at 11:30, Jay joked about it, Avatar won Best Picture, Leap Year was released for some unknowable reason, Jersey Shore was on again, we asked some questions, Benzino smelled like old people, Lost fans told Obama where to stick it, we stammered through coitus, and Miley Cyrus retired.
Most Watched on Vulture
Most Viewed Stories
Omarosa Likens Her White House Experience to Working at a Plantation
Saoirse Ronan’s First Oscars Was Disrupted by a George Clooney Dress Altercation
What’s New on Netflix: February 2018
Every Episode of Black Mirror, Ranked From Worst to Best
Lorde Finally Speaks Out About Those Jack Antonoff Dating Rumors
Queer Eye on Queer Eye: The Case For and Against Antoni Porowski
In Conversation: Quincy Jones
Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir Skate One More Time to Fuel Your Wild Canadian Romance Fantasies
Black Panther’s Costume Designer on 8 of the Film’s Iconic Looks
Let’s Talk About the Ending of Annihilation
Latest News from VultureKanye and Kim Kardashian Are Headed to Family Feud
The Wests vs. The Kardashian JennersGus Kenworthy Isn’t Too Thrilled With Ivanka Trump’s Sudden Olympic Presence
“Honestly, tf is she doing here??”Michelle Obama Releasing ‘Deeply Personal’ Memoir This Fall
And she’s going on a book tour!Black Panther’s Letitia Wright Will Also Respond to ‘MC Baby Underbite’ If the Mood Strikes Her
“You better not leak this until the film comes out.”Omarosa Likens Her White House Experience to Working at a Plantation
“Freedom, I’ve been emancipated.”Remember When The Simpsons Predicted USA’s Olympic Gold in Curling? Good Times!
There’s always an episode.Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir Skate One More Time to Fuel Your Wild Canadian Romance Fantasies
JUST KISS.It’s a Miracurl! USA’s Curling Team Celebrates Historic Win With Journey Karaoke
Curl up and watch this.These Jimmy Kimmel Guests Think Wakanda Is a Real Country With Real Crises
And they have a lot of political thoughts.Rogue Squirrel With Zero Ounce of Decency Nearly Derails Snowboarder During Olympics
Classic sciuridae move.
Due to “natural causes.”Man in Tutu and Monkey Penis Pouch Bravely Makes Olympic Debut
Excellent form.Saoirse Ronan’s First Oscars Was Disrupted by a George Clooney Dress Altercation
Cloon!Lorde Finally Speaks Out About Those Jack Antonoff Dating Rumors
Young love?The Lady Bird House Is Being Constantly Bombarded by Greta Gerwig Enthusiasts
“It’s a beautiful house!”Parks and Rec’s Natalie Morales Reunites With Mike Schur for a Modern Day Cheers
For NBC, of course.Olympian Gus Kenworthy Posts About His Trip to a South Korean Dog Farm, Takes Home a Puppy
“While [I] don’t personally agree with it, I do agree that it’s not my place to impose western ideals on the people here.”The Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Movie Actually Sounds Pretty Good
It’s a biopic about the person who accidentally invented the greatest snack food ever made.Stephen King’s The Bone Church Is Potentially Headed to a TV Near You (The TV Is Also Bones)
Spoiler alert: That’s one spooky church!New Best F(r)iends Trailer: Can Tommy Wiseau and Greg Sestero Out-The Room The Room?
Lisa must be so jealous right now.