The Montage of Bear Grylls Eating Raw Animal Flesh Will Actually Make You Sick 

Hear Janelle Monae and Big Boi’s Terrific New Track, ‘Tightrope’ 

Third and Delaware: The Blog Dedicated to Roseanne’s Fashion Highlights 

Read the Best, Worst, Hunkiest Lines of The Ruthless Billionaire’s Virgin and Other Harlequin Romance Novels 

Play Around on the Wizarding World of Harry Potter’s Just-Launched Website 

Watch the Trailer for Summit on the Summit, With Lupe Fiasco, Jessica Biel, Emile Hirsch, Kenna 

Play the ‘I Heart Conan’ Sketch-Remembering Game 

Insane Clown Baby: Watch a Juggalo’s Guide to Parenting 

‘Dear Tim & Eric’: Comedians Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim Answer Valentine’s Day Questions 

Hear the Very Best’s Awesome Remix of Yeasayer’s ‘Ambling Alp’ 

Watch Megan Fox’s Excessively Open-Mouthed New Underwear Ad 

See Taylor Swift’s New Line of Greeting Cards 

See Rihanna’s Eclectic New Music Video, ‘Rude Boy’ 

Watch a Cute New Teaser Trailer for Toy Story 3 

Stream the New Local Natives Album, Gorilla Manor, in Its Entirety 

‘Others ... Others ... Do Not Compare to You!’: Lost, the Valentines 

Pick Up a New Major Lazer MP3, ‘Sound of Siren,’ Featuring M.I.A. and Busy Signal 

See ‘Edith Wharton’s Ethan Frome,’ a Short Period Piece Done in the Gum-Snapping Style of The Hills 

Watch the Full Trailer for M. Night Shyamalan’s The Last Airbender 

See Celebrity Tweets, Fancifully and Hilariously Illustrated 

Download Electro-Pop Master Dan Black’s New Mixtape, Weird Science 

Watch Aretha Franklin and Liza Minnelli’s Genius Snickers Commercial 

Meet Two New Characters From Toy Story 3 

Watch Channing Tatum Give Ellen a Lap Dance 

Can You Solve the Mystery of the ‘Unidentified Blonde Woman Covered in Ashy Muck’? 

Stream Peter Gabriel’s New Covers Album, Scratch My Back 

Pick Up Two Unreleased Lupe Fiasco MP3s, ‘What U Want’ and ‘Proceed’ 

Hear the Controversial Air Force Reserve Super Bowl Ad 

Cool Illustrations From Vintage Dinosaur Books 

‘The White Ho’ and 34 Other Accidentally Funny TV Captions 

See Kid Cudi and David Guetta’s ‘Memories’ Music Video 

Check Out Albert Exergian’s Awesome Minimalist Posters for TV Shows 

Monkeys Discovering Nature-Show Camera Is Greatest Video in Weeks 

Hear Dr. Dog’s New Song, ‘Shadow People’ 

Shand by Me and The Shandlot: Posters From the Astonishingly Long Garry Shandling Movie Project 

Print Out Incredibly Cute Illustrated Star Wars Valentines 

Stream 30 New Albums, From Hot Chip to Dave Matthews to Gil Scott-Heron 

Watch Logorama, the Ten-Minute, Oscar-Nominated Animated Short 

See Muppet Beaker’s Very Sad ‘Dust in the Wind’ Performance 

Hear, Download Major Lazer’s ‘Sound of Siren,’ Featuring Busy Signal and M.I.A. (Probably) 

Stream Another New Joanna Newsom Song, ‘Kingfisher’